Don’t forget, most of them won’t have the wheels pushed out to match the new fender width, so they will look like absolute trash.

Racing through school zones, straight-piped Ecoboost 2.3 blaring like a broken UPS truck...

It amazes me how many attorneys seem to be willing to go down with the MAGA ship. Federal judges are rather notorious for having absolutely no sense of humor at all. 

Hope the lawyer is included in the jail time. He's supposed to be an officer of the court as much as helping his client. Hiding assets and lies about the other lawyer are neither. 

He could always get a job. I hear Walmart pays greeters like $15 an hour.

All the guy had to do was quietly go into retirement and move on. He’d forever be remembered as the hero mayor of NYC during 9/11 who was the face of a national tragedy unlike anything we’d seen. Showing true grit, moral fiber in the face of comments from Saudi leadership (and the refusal of a $10 million donation…

Seriously? Man the stuff you just can’t make up.

That’s exactly what he deserves...

Given who the board consists of, I doubt it.

Biden didn’t go after Musk, neither will Kamala.

Republicans are projecting their own petty vindictiveness onto Democrats. Nothing is going to happen to Musk or Tesla if Trump loses other things they will do to themselves. In fact, Telsa is probably better off under Democrats due to more supportive EV policies. 

It certainly isn’t illegal or unprecedented for a billionaire CEO to use their money and influence in an attempt to sway the election in favor of their preferred candidate

I have no horse in this race, but is running out of gas on a highway THAT big of a problem? I have I think 3 times in my life, all the same car, but only because I had the fuel pump changed and the gas gauge never read correctly after that. Think you have a 1/4 of a tank left? NOPE! And every time, I just pulled a…

Musk getting the boot out of the country would be the best possible thing that could happen to Tesla, absent President Harris instituting Norwegian-level EV subsidies.

My Costco specifically has the long hoses that can reach either side. Mine is on the driver’s side but 98% of the time I end up on the opposite pump pulling the hose across.

Or the middle that likely isn’t “illegal” - though rather more difficult to achieve on modern cars:

Nothing...people will still buy teslas. elon will still post right wing conspiracy theories on twitter and the cybercab will be delayed and delayed and delayed and the cybertruck will continue to have quality issues.

Why not both sides?

It just boggles my mind that they put crap like that out there. I have a dozen people reviewing a note about a performance improvement before it’s approved to go out, and they scrutinize the heck out of it. But then again, I don’t work for an idiot pedo Nazi man-child.

Any money says Tesla quietly thickens the webbing around the hitch (where you can see it’s paper thin and shatters) but doesn’t tell anyone because they’d have to retrofit the older trucks.