I really wish we’d stop calling them ‘theorists.’ Theories require testing and solid evidence. Gravity is a theory.

For the record, the bridge passed its most recent inspection. Federal inspectors raised a little concern about one of the columns (unclear which one). Some have brought up the fact there were no dolphins or fenders protecting the bridge but there’s a point where, with a ship this big, it becomes a physics question.

Obama’s only half to blame. The Key Bridge was built in 1977, during the Carter administration. So Biden 50%, Obama 50%, Carter 50%. Thanks, Democratic Presidents who had nothing to do with this!

Or it’s just a great opportunity to promote themselves and get some YT money.

“Occam’s dull butter knife”

Hell, even if the bridge was brand-new and lovingly maintained every single day by a swarm of repair bots it couldn’t have withstood the hit from a gargantuan container ship like this.

Have you noticed the conspiracy nutters losing their minds over the upcoming eclipse? 

It’s no coincidence, then, that so many ultra-religious folks are susceptible to conspiracy theories. My mom thinks God cares about/weighs in on the mundane decisions in her life (should she choose this retirement home or that retirement home? better pray on it) because it’s easier than relying on her own judgment and…

Whyyyyy are we giving more press to these morons?  Stop it!

Every single conspiracy wacko I have ever met has been incapable of handling uncertainty, chance, bad luck, chaos and randomness. They are such control freaks that they cannot handle that bad shit just happens. Effing small minded cowards. 

As I was staring out at the bridge collapse from my office in the Inner Harbor this morning I was wondering how long it would take the Right wing morons at Fox and elsewhere to blame this on one of their hobby horses. Didn’t take long.

I wish I was shameless enough to con rubes like this. Damn my grandma for installing me with a rudimentary sense of self respect and keeping me poor at the same time.

Tesla is NOT a luxury brand. Just because some of their vehicles are luxury prices does not mean they are a luxury brand. The fit and finish, inside and out, are not luxury.

Also, I wouldn’t call Infiniti luxury anymore...it has been 2-3 years since I have been in a new Inifiniti but I remember my dad’s 1994 Q45…

I kind of feel like a list of models not included would be shorter.

Best? This is just a list of every luxury sedan under 60K, plus the Taycan.

My GF’s Mazda 3 was MUCH nicer in every way than the loaner A3 the dealership gave me when my A6 was in for warranty work. 

The A8??! Look what they did to my boy!

I’m a little surprised the Cadillac CT5 didn’t make the list over the CT4. I test drove both last year and found the CT5 to be much more comfortable, quieter with a better ride and nicer interior. All that for a price less than the 3 series or C-class. For me personally, it was a larger sedan than I wanted. Speaking…

Jesus that’s a face only a mother could love.

You can sleep in your car, but you can’t drive your house. Think about that