Unpopular opinion, I don’t really think dicks look like eggplants. Maybe I just dated the wrong (or right?) guys but none of ‘em had fat purple dicks.
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Rita Ora is not dating
Also returning: Eva Green and Timothy Dalton out acting all other TV actors and continually getting ignored by award shows.
How soon will it be until the Couch’s begin their series on TLC?
It’s that affluenza again. He doesn’t know any better, whether it’s drinking or ordering quality pizza.
Decides to go on the lam somewhere outside the United States.
For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.
He’s still a Chili Dick to this day.
GOING IN HOUSE AFTER TAKING OFF BATHING SUIT, CLOSED DOOR ON PENIS INSTEAD OF OPENING DOOR, HE PULLED PENIS OUT
Or one fat finger
PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC
That is one thin penis.
This man made two really bad decisions.
My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:
- “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”
To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…
As someone who identifies as disabled, that’s how I write it. I recognize that some people prefer “people with disabilities,” but person-first language is a choice and not a hard and fast rule.
Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.