Yeah, but is it a catch?

Touche. It’s a common enough occurrence among sports-commenting-elite that I just lumped in Benoit.

This response is...problematic to say the least.

Big screens are not fancy. When have you ever seen a large screen in a smoking room?

I would think the title would give it away, but okay.

bruh...i am pro being elegantly sucked by almost anything.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

My life’s purpose is bigger than football.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Baseball

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

If the anxiety or depression is triggered by the onset of a new baby, regardless of whether you delivered that baby, that’s what it is.

Cough cough...Gordon Ramsay..cough cough.

Wrong:

If nothing else, at least this guy has the balls to admit that he’s clueless and ask for help. He freely admits that he got lucky and is making, fresh out of college, more than double what entire families in his hometown make; he has every right to be confused after a major social shift like that.

Actually, he’s not kidding. Hence the email to Dr. Nerdlove. Give the 23-year old virgin who grew up in a working class (maybe even poor) household and who has undeveloped social skills a break. He’s gotta start somewhere and at least he recognizes many of his own shortcomings. More than I can say for a lot of the…

ONCE AGAIN, ZEKE ELLIOTT BLOWING THE TOP OFF THE COVER TWO.

Prayers and solidarity to that family.

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Jerry: Who taught you how to do this stuff?!