I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.

Big Katie Nolan fan and holy shit was that awkward. It definitely did not play to her strengths, which are mocking the NFL, hating Greg Hardy and loving Rob Ryan.

A sick fuck that knows THAT CUMIN IS FUCKING DELICIOUS YOU SOULLESS HEATHEN

Marshawn Lynch - “I’m looking for someone with some melanin, you know?”

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

You know the auto industry makes cars, right?

-ium

As someone who was that kid in high school, I’m gonna project myself on Kyrgios. He’s scared that he may fulfill his potential and still fail. It’s a lot easier to accept an early loss in a tournament because you didn’t try than to give it your all and still come up short because you just weren’t good enough.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

while i find curt to be a horrible and insufferable person, I respect his commitment to never logging off. It is probably his strongest trait that will get him inducted into the meme hall of fame.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

...one of the world’s most influential people run around Cape Canaveral like billions of his dollars were falling out of the sky

For a culture that has the reputation of being a bunch of straight laced workaholics, the Japanese come up with some of most hilarious bat shit crazy comedy around.