Who knew Uatu was such a creep?

I can’t imagine Olbermann is even remotely enjoyable to deal with BUT this whole thing reminds me why I stopped watching ESPN forever ago. I feel like the slightest critique of anything of substance is completely off the table. If you question the sports institution you’re in the corsshairs.
The closest they get to any…

Love: We’re all on the same page and we’re all in.

“I have an army.”

Nope. The only spinoff we need is the Obi-wan interquel, done a la Kurosawa or Leone. The story of how Owen Lars and Obi-wan had a falling out. An old comrade comes to seek Obi-wan’s help, Luke somehow ends up in danger, so Owen comes along, things get morally gray fast, and Obi-wan makes a decision that leads to Owen…

And here I thought “Smear Campaign” was a clever euphemism for “Cervical Screening Awareness Week.”

there are now two giant, functional, manned robotic mecha-Gundam-Pacific Rim-giant-robot-whatever suits, and it looke like they’re gonna fight.

WB: “Well ofcourse we know it’s messed up. What are they gonna do? ask for a refund? hahahahaha”

Just string together those countless “Play Now my Lord” TV ads and call it a day. Wouldn’t probably be any different.