So, two different things. First, this shouldn’t have been litigated at all, because what they got caught doing turned out to have enough reasonable doubt to not warrant a punishment. HOWEVER, in performing the investigation, it was revealed that the ballboys were threatening to take some kind of explosive story to…

Sorry, I’m not trying to make this difficult but I didn’t see anything even touching on an answer to my “what was the extortion/blackmail threat all about?” question.

There is a bend-over-backwards-to-awkwardly-explain-away every one of the dozen or so pieces of evidence (direct and circumstantial) that point to the Pats & Brady’s guilt over the years...except for one. Not a single Patriots homer has been able to explain this ballboy text (direct quote):

Just in case you’re not purposely trolling and are actually just in need of some schooling:

Choose a different career

So you mean he was just doing it because he loves the commitment, the comaradarie with his teammates, the thrill of the game, and striving to be better in athletic pursuits. Holy shit! What the fuck else does he do for free? Mountain bike?!

Wishing him a full recovery. Anyone else get the sense that there have been far fewer “paralyzed playing football" incidents in the past 10 or so years than previously? Maybe, maybe not...but either way, I'm amazed at how infrequently this actually happens, considering there are approximately 1,200,000 football…

Question: is it possible that the choreographer/band director would be the only who knew what was happening? What I mean is, it seems the individual band members could easily be kept in the dark about what their movements are actually making out collectively from 90 feet up. I’m really just curious if the band members…

Sooooo....does that ref have a ponytail, or what?

Rooney: You just produce a corpse, and I’ll release Sloane. I want to see this dead grandmother firsthand.

Soooo.....gay, right?

There is a bend-over-backwards-to-awkwardly-explain-away every one of the dozen or so pieces of evidence (admittedly circumstantial) that point to the Pats & Brady’s guilt...except one. Not a single Patriots homer has been able to explain this text (direct quote):

It's so weird that they can extort through blackmail someone who is totally innocent of everything.

I wonder if they also intend to not rehire the two totally not guilty equipment managers they fired.

This is a perfect analogy, right down to the cheating, and the sycophants that root for him and the Pats. And perhaps best of all, Gisele as Brigitte Nielsen is just really resonating for some reason.

Tom Brady’s appeal victory: just like Ray Rice’s!!

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Actually, you didn’t mention what I think was the most unusual part: he didn’t record a swing tonight!

This was the proper ruling because of the NFL’s fuckupery, but he/they did it. The Pats defenders still have to answer these three questions:

pretty solid spin on my joke