das razist

oof

I assume he highlights the American Disabilities Act in his Twitter handle because he's retarded?

Judge Overturns Brady’s Suspension, Goodell Gets A Raise And 10 Year Extension

It's time to protect us from ourselves and ban heights.

My parents don’t have a vacation home.

thus begins his Chocolate Reign in the Kindom of Heaven.

It actually kind of startled me when the TV announcers started laughing after 20 seconds of silence.

As a Chargers fan, this give me comfort knowing that I should therefore expect him to deliver similar results to that of his average last three seasons:

Sounds like she should be driving a waahmbulance instead.

Can I see some Sunday TV viewership numbers before and after Tiger before making up my mind that golf has moved on from him?

I’m preparing myself for the onslaught of conservative friends falling over themselves on Facebook to show they love this big black man like I would my coastal home before a hurricane hit.

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Well done

Since there is nothing interesting about this, I’ll pose a trivia question:

I get it: if you had Sharapova’s face and Serena’s body you'd have the ultimate tennis earner.

It took me a while to see it, but then it was obvious: the Shanghai Stock Exchange Composite Index fell below 4,000 for the first time in many months.