fearlessreader
Fearless Reader
fearlessreader

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

“DIII” looks like “DILL” if you glance quickly. Now I want pickles.

And it has a campus in...NEW YORK CITY!

Man sexually assaults woman, assaults man, then assaults both of him. After all this, off-duty police officers kicked them out of an establishment they had every right to be in.

I mean, am i a douche for believing (if this account is true) that Jordan should be suspended multiple games?

This is good practice for when they have to bury Hackenberg after he dies on the field.

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

You really are stupid. Why would I give a fuck about Namath when I’m a Giants fan. Still pissed about 42 & 46 huh? Oh and you’re welcome seeing as how the two best coaches in your shitty franchises history came from The Giants organization.

“unemployed/unabashed Boston homer”

You write in haiku

A pretender at being Chinese,

This man’s poem is bad

I love poetry (literally have favorite poems, poets, lines that make me tear up a little, etc) but also I am very very mentally ill. So like much of art, it only makes sense to people who are overdramatic and wrong in the head.

OK. When Broncos fans are like “OK, the only way we could win a SB was to circumvent the salary cap”, we’ll jump right on board.

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s

“How did we have such great success if we cheated?”

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Shortly after telling his teammates, “It’s going to take a lot more than that to take me out!”