You wouldn't have heard of it.

Diane Warren - Mistress Of Schlock.

Hey pal, did you get a load of those 7 nerds?

The AV Club turned into every other media site so gradually I didn't even notice.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to spike a bitch?

You just can't have too many pretty vampire shows.
Or, the opposite of that.

I figured you were pretty much immortal.

They'll soon be back as The New Originals.

for Victory!

Is it the colon of a dead Celestial?

Did she get a free sweater out of the deal?

Nuts 'n' Gum sales are through the roof!

YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING IT ENOUGH !!!

It was right there in the article! Didn't you read it?

Next year, and for the foreseeable future, Fox has the World Cup, and I'm sure most of it will end up on FS1 and FS2.
It's going to be f***ing atrocious.

A Yakov Smirnoff tribute to Andy Kaufman.

Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.
2 other things.

If I am a reporter, and I report fake news, and that news is reported as fake, and I report the fake report as fake…

Well, I can assure you it happened organically.

He was a bad melon farmer, and I will hear no other interpretation.