Hold the phone.
Now give the phone to me.

Doug Maheswaran: Squall Cop

Gee, I don't think I'll click on that.

Here we go again with this dude. Wonder if he's noticed he never gets any upvotes.

Harambe got to meet Bootsy. There was nothing left worth living for after that.

I'm dying to take a stroll through a North Korean Ikea now.

"Glorious Leader's Conical Frustum Pastry Challenge (With Pre-Approved Winner)"

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And "Geno" is so much better than "Come On Eileen".

Did he ever get his bite-size 3 Musketeers?

http://i.imgur.com/BgNy8Gp.jpg

After this last episode, I'm waiting for some sort of fatphobic complaints that the fairly large (real) Buddy was being portrayed by attractive, thin Jamie.

Well, it's *like* a joke.

But he'll never stop trying.

Jessica Atreides = Paris Hilton!

What's the emoji for "candy colored clown"?

/eggplant/f*ck/eggplant/anything/eggplant/that/eggplant/moves/eggplant

But he might force John Oliver to drink them all.

'Cause they're the ones writing it off!

Except Michael Richards had the firehose!