Vin Diesel, screen of stage and star, will not leave this trailer until he gets a trailer.
And then I'm not leaving that trailer until there's catering!

Ah, but it can't compare to the wonder that is Estonian SSR commercials on the 1980s:

But that just leads to a massive corn clog in Port 7.

It's made from hooves, you know!

♫ Now the world's waiting for you, and the wonders you can do… ♫

You know, I'm thinking more… about your possible mo-tive…

Adzl33t: holding out for the day Zack Snyder directs an episode of Steven Universe.

Ocean!
Unless Lapis get pissed off!

It's necessary for when Zombie Johnny Carson returns.

"Do you want MRAs?" meme coming in 3… 2… 1…

Can I speak ill of Las Ketchup?

But, but, it's Grant Morrison! He's a really good white dude!

It was, as was Seoul in 1988. I felt it all started to go downhill (and set their tone for coverage) in Atlanta.

ABC was great once upon a time.

1996: "NBC has to improve the way they package this next time."
2000: "NBC has to improve the way they package this next time."
2004: "NBC has to improve the way they package this next time."
2008: "NBC has to improve the way they package this next time."
2012: "NBC has to improve the way they package this next time."

Can Homeworld afford the space wall he's going to erect?

Save it for the fanfic.

Puts a whole new spin on Zaphod Beeblebrox.

If I remember correctly, Garnet formed 5750 years ago, and Bismuth was bubbled 5300 years ago, so 450+ years for the war.

Her Glastonbury 2011 performance was awesome.