How about Turkish Gladiator?

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

I want that cake!

And stop jizzing all over Pokemon and the new Syfy shows!

I'd have a hard enough time coming up with a new album title every week, never mind the actual album.

Oh, thanks for getting THAT stuck in my head…

After sitting through about 5 billion DirectTV ads during Euro 2016, I wish Bon Jovi the agony of having to sing at a few thousand more weddings.

Bizzydot?

Just wait until Bad Steven with the eyepatch shows up.

Soundtrack by Pere Ubu.

Opa!

It's not gossamer surgery, it's rock science!

"Bismuth surprises the gang when she holds up the John 3:16 sign."

Larry Local Cluster.

He'll be Arya's new companion and she'll learn how to fight while deaf.

There's a clash of personalities. It so often happens with similar people in similar jobs, working in the same bra.

And they're left over from 1984!

Once they start selling absinthe.

Gimme 20 D Energizers!

"an anal canal of self-reference…"