You want, you want, why do you want?

66 issues, in fact!

Aw, go home and eat yer tortillas & Swedish meatballs!

That's just disappointment after they were initially told they'd get to be sexually perverse in Chicago.

He was in a poor period around the time of Tramadol Nights, but has picked it up recently. His Scottish devolution special was good, and he did a good job as host of HIGNFY a while back.

I'm just surprised the word "sheeple" appeared nowhere in his tirade.

Well, she's wrong!

Is that before or after they chase the giant cheese wheels down the hill?

Don't know if you're a Frankie Boyle fan, but I'm waiting for some choice comments from him.

Ok, imagine there's this big like bus crash outside your house.
And it was all supermodels on board, right? And Helen Mirren.
And, um…, you had to build just one supermodel out of the wreckage. Or one Helen Mirren.
And you decided to use just the best bits— which might seem a bit heartless, but, you know, these things…

How does Brexit affect tariffs on Potassium Benzoate?

Today I learned that Solipschism is not Snagglepuss.

Lousy youth. Put them all on double secret probation!

If you'll excuse me, I have to make this into a butt tattoo!

Shhh! They'll bring back Ros!

A-ha! Very clever, McNutt! Going through this whole "Walk Of Atonement" smokescreen up above, so we won't figure out your true secret!

That, and that Blues Hammer are the greatest blues band the world has ever known.

Tom Braiders are responsible for most of the world's under-inflated footballs.

The Lincoln Memorial is also a banana stand?

I'll be damned. I thought that was Kramer all this time.