Well, I never bought her as Carla Gugino's replacement on Spin City.

You're perfect!

With the possible exception of "Vindaloo".

I don't believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or as a rabbit!

Josh, it's worthy of recommendation. Admittedly, it helps if you're an English football fan of a certain age…
Also, there are some similarities there with what Barney would later do with Electronic.

Rudnitsky's gone triple.

I totally already know that.

I'll give Besson the benefit of the doubt.
It could be much worse.
It could be directed by anyone in Hollywood.

I'll take the case!

Sure, it's ugly and hate-filled, but… what was the third thing?

Upvoted just for the Theo Angelopoulos name check.

The rubber nipples, though? A little hacky…

I guess publishers were interested…

I can sit and watch Tristram Shandy / A Cock And Bull Story anytime. Absolutely love that film.

Just don't bring back the "Schmitty" kid.

Double-D Indemnity.

I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school.

Traded in the Alfa Romeo, did ya?

I know Bono and he knows Ono, she knows Eno whose phone goes thus:
Brian's not home, he's at the North Pole, but if you'd like to leave a weird noise…

Baby, don't do it!