What I wouldn’t give to be a fly  ant on the wall every time an actor gets a phone call from their agent that they’re going to be in a comic book movie and they have to ask them to clarify whether it is Marvel or DC.

“Tell me... DO YOU SNACK!?”

Honestly, I kinda wish Marvel would release a merged version of Infinity War and Endgame with a few random additional scenes of side characters. Maybe toss in Thanos vs Nova on Xandar and more Howard the Duck.

You are all sweet summer children. Of course this isn’t over. I predict one of the following:

* The cultists say there is really an 8-hour cut out there
* Whedon will go on an attempted redemption tour sometime before the end of 2021 and call for his contributions to be included and eventually, there will be a “Snydon”…

I’m now pushing for the Snyder’s Of Hanover Cut, where Henry Cavill’s moustache footage from the Whedon version is now reinserted, but he’s constantly eating pretzels so you can’t see it.

What the fuck is it with baseball and the weirdest fucking statistics in the world?

I swear, next time I go to a baseball game, the announcer will be telling the crowd which 3rd baseman has had the most home runs while Mercury is in retrograde.

Fun fact: the A’s(who Jose Canseco played most of his career with, so that’s your connection to this article), who’ve had an elephant as their symbol since their second season of existence(1902), have never had an overall winning record under a Democratic presidential term(of which there’ve been 14 since they were…

If only Grimes didn’t spend all his money on hookers. He could have afforded a decent apartment with his nuclear power plant salary.

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

I don’t know what is so hard about this:

* They have the rights to use XCU Pietro/Peter now. Evan Peters was available. Why use some rando when you can actually tap into what is now YOUR library?

* It’s an Easter Egg/wink to people with a sense of humor. It gets some speculation going and we all had fun with theories.

*…

To be fair, if things had gone according to Snyder’s plan, Fisher would have a movie in his own Cyborg franchise under his belt by now, as well as at least one Justice League sequel. Instead, he’s barely worked since then. It’s hard to deal with your big break being pulled out from under you like that, even though…

I was going to say Captain & Tennille, but your theory makes more sense.

Anti-yetites.

I have opinions about this, but honestly, at this point I just can’t. Just can’t with this whole fucking thing anymore.

There is a somewhat amusing typo in the article as the instagram post quotes Johns stating ‘we can’t have a angry Black man at the center of the movie’ while the article changes it to can. Which in turn alters the context of the statement to a weird direction.

I for one cannot wait for the Pitch Meeting for this.

Someday, the collective replies of the AV club articles dealing with this movie should be published for posterity. Some of the zingers are quite delicious.

I don’t care how many Jokers say that phrase; I will always hear it in George Constanza’s voice.

Hopefully the movie ends with Jared Leto’s joker directly addressing the camera and ordering all true Snyder devotees to stick their genitals in the microwave.