She is just lucky that people of color do not have the. same privilege to murder people as white people, otherwise she would be in the morgue. Can you imagine a black person going into a Trump rally, grabbing a sign, and getting out alvie?

“Now a pet, the spider also gets a name: “Broccoli.” Not bad, but we would have also accepted “Charlotte.” Possibly “Natasha.”

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

Nope, Black people have never been told they are worthless, evil, violent, lazy, rapists, criminals, less intelligent or anything like that. Let me know when you get out of your feels, and we’ll talk.

I want to say something witty, but really, I’m fucking angry.

Him x 17m right now.

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?

“lost” meaning “we killed them”, anyway. Like those people in prison for “losing” their spouse.

I know this line of thinking is popular but it makes me laugh. It’s basically just an excuse for most women to not date a man for his height by hiding behind the so-called personality flaw that comes from said height. Besides, short guys have every right to be furious that they’re not being selected because of their…

I am against the publication of his personal address—that’s just wrong. His wife, however, is culpable. Big game hunters would fall squarely into the unfuckable category for many/most people. I give no fucks how loaded we were, I would shove my husband through a woodchipper if he told me he intended to spend $50k on a…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

What is the cause of death for these people? Heat? Disease? Accidents? Or all of those things..

Capitalism

JK Rowling has given 1 million Pounds to New Labour.

The “Better Together” campaign in Scotland was a political campaign looking to specifically affect the outcome of a democratic vote as important as any election. Saying it’s not political by virtue of not being specifically tied to a political party would be as disingenuous as saying donating to a SuperPAC isn’t…

Wasn’t the general consensus among most liberal folk that donating huge amounts of money to affect the political process probably shouldn’t be counted simply as “an opinion”?

"Well, Mr. President I'm sorry that today isn't what you were expecting and I agree that History will almost certainly remember her as being the most important member of the Scooby Gang but Selma, sir, is the city in Alabama"

That's because you are profoundly ignorant about the existence of the many sequential hermaphrodites in the animal kingdom that literally change their sex.

Helloooo, io9!