They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably, willingly purchased a Dodge Intrepid.

In beige, no less

Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,…

I just thought of another exception to the “scooters are always uncool” rule.

Let’s move that out of Southern California to someplace that has 4 seasons. How often would you use it per year? They would sit totally unused for at least 3 months out of the year.

Moral of the story, don’t be impressed by anyone driving a 3 year old German car.

Yeah... the guy who managed to build the first reusable rocket and land it on a floating barge never delivers... wtf

Hopefully they’re saving up for that one.

Disappointed it’s not set in Japan

Which would have succeeded thousands of years ago if they weren’t so darned lazy.

Kathy Griffin called Ivanka Trump feckless in a viral tweet recently, so now everybody has latched on to ‘feckless’ as the flavor of the moment. Same shit happened with ‘dotard’.

Isn’t it illegal to use headphones while driving?

There has never been a person that drove with headphones in that wasn’t a terrible driver. They’re even worse when its a newer vehicle, and exponentially worse when its a luxury brand.

“I don’t see how people can resist petting a mini-horse, though, even though (as noted by a sign on a service horse posted in the comments) you aren’t supposed to pet service animals.”

Keep in mind that if your little kitties were say 100 pounds larger, they would remorselessly kill you just for the the fun of it.

If you need a horse to make you feel comfortable on an airplane maybe you should just stay home, or get a new therapist.

The whole thing is just ridiculous, if you can’t leave the house without an animal you shouldn’t leave the house. And then they persecute fat people, who technically just eat too many animals for support. Anyone should who asks for an emotional support animal should be given a giant bag of money and an attractive…

JetBlue says they support pride, but ban emotional support bears. This is an outrage.

People abusing that system deserve to be fined and banned from services. The amount of people who just go out and get their animal declared an “emotional support animal” vastly outnumber legitimate users, and it screws over that portion of people.