Unfortunately, the gene-splicing treatment needed to overcome recessive ginger DNA costs upwards of $10 million.

Living for eight years literally physically ages you.

His best tweet ever was when he pointed out that his fastball was as close to Mo’ne Davis as it was to Aroldis Chapman.

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

 He’s from Australia, for crying out loud, not whatever stereotype Kevin was reaching for. I get that Kevin needed a first sentence, but that was weak. 

Dallas Mavericks and former Golden State Warriors center Andrew Bogut’s political beliefs are exactly what you would expect them to be.

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Why not just call him a strong principled teen? I think by adding the ‘black’ it singles race out and aren’t folks trying to be treated equally these days?

Does he have a picture of his daughter on the dashboard or something? How does that possibly come up during a car trip?

Viva @VodkaSamm!

I’ll never judge blacking out and cursing at cops, but if you know that’s a possibility, leave the damn weed at home

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

Easy Barry, the dog is just self conscious about its age. My ex has been 29 for the past 3 years. It’s a thing we indulge because we are nice people. It is like how my roommate’s parents lie about how many years they’ve been married so he doesn’t know he was born a bastard.

It actually makes it easier because you don’t have to figure out tiebreakers.

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

I think it was inbetween. I’m sure Doe was under the influence of alcohol [but not pass-out/black-out/slurring/stumbling drunk] and/or weed and coke (they were partying, after all); I suspect she agreed to group sex, and the next day finally put the pieces together that Rose didn’t give a shit about her and basically…