Bless your heart.

Eli’s HOF enshrinement is going to be even better because of 10,000 generic “Eli was bad/only average” takes like the one from this dude.

Finally brother Payton can patronize us all with his sibling on papa johns commercials if they have not blessed us by ditching the nfl by being the inferior Papas to Papa Gino’s. I now look to Carl to see how he is handling all this...

If two Super Bowl MVPs over Tom Brady is generic, I’d love to see exciting.

“Wild” implies chaos, which actually does seem like a fitting description of the success that Eli has seen.

By a certain standard, holding down a starting job for that long is, on its own, pretty damn successful. Ask any QB in the league if they’d settle for Eli’s career and I bet most would say yes.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

The short story is even more effective. King just rules at short format horror.

We’ve been at this stage of history before, and we can fix it again.

The Lyon players appear to be yelling at him for that and not the punch itself, which is great.

Fan holding the toddler and trying to get in on the action is an early frontrunner for Father of the Year.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

suck

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

Why, despite all the good stuff I’ve seen on here, am I convinced this can’t be topped.

So here’s my theory on why Nymeria and Obara were killed off:

The actresses who played them had other roles in other shows.

It’s also worth noting that in the books, they not only DON’T killed Doran, Trystane, or Myrcella (but they do accidentally disfigure her), but they in fact pledge loyalty to him after Prince…

I have watched this. It is a horrible movie. So bad, in fact, that it makes the first one look good.