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thanks for always having my....back...let's go with back.

Doug: thank you for hitting publish right before my daily office poop and giving me something to read! You may not know but we are...uncomfortably in sync. In fact before I even sat down I was sure I'd have your article waiting for me.

I'd rather be covered in sand and stuck in Dubai traffic in a 918 than live in my apartment.

Oh man at the risk of offending the Jezzies...the interior of a woman's car is the most disgusting place in the world. CLOTHES AND PAPERS AND CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AND CLOTHES AND REUSABLE GROCERY TOTES AND IRONIC MUSTACHE ACCESSORIES AND CLOTHES....EVERYWHERE!

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

nope, nor remove the back seats and graft a bed onto it.

I think it's because nobody wants to spend $50,000 on a Chevy.

What would help this article greatly is to show what we are buying instead.

I think it's a 190E Cosworth?

He probably checked his tire pressure with an analog gauge. He's lucky that he didn't crash.

vaguely hot extremely trashy bitches - my only weakness.

God bless America.

you're mom's in 8th grade.

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If she's ever looking for a boyfriend...

This is classic. It's almost unbelievable.