I drive an '86 BMW. Nearly every part is available from BMW, with the exception of some odd interior trim pieces. Most wear items that need to be replaced are even reasonably priced from BMW. (With exceptions, like the stupid Hella relay that controls my dome lights is $116.)

I agree with this with every fiber of my being. If this doesn't become number 1, there is no God.

I went back and forth about whether this line would be acceptable, but when I read through the final draft I decided it had to stay.

Reminded me of PJ O'Rourke on pickups.

Good thing the doctor doesn't drive a BMW...he'd have no idea what the foreign object was!

The "I hate Doug DeMuro" meetings in Idaho are just a bunch of guys with lifted trucks and valet parking. Also, guns.

My God that music was perfectly timed.

11-second HA!!!! My Pontiac vibe can run 9.8 0-60 all day long!!!!

Idiot Thief Brings Back Car To Dealership To Complain About Key Fob

Buy a diesel brown wagon with manual.

I'm a regular Jalopnik reader yet I have no idea what a Jalopnik-approved car is anymore. Some articles say buy used with a Carmax warranty, some say buy used outrageously unreliable European cars with no warranty for the price of a Camry, some say buy a 40 year old bug, some say buy a new car with many options to…

I love the entertainment value of F1, but I cannot stand most of the drivers. I find them to be whiny, churlish and arrogant. Dirty driving certainly would not be ruled out either.

OK Adam I watched your uncut video. For what you were doing on the FDR, I would just look to pull your license. For what you did on the West Side Highway, I would look to see you in jail for at least 6 months. There are places all over this video that you are moving over 100MPH, on the upper West Side Highway, well…

So in 2003 I came to the realization that my '93 Maxima SE would never die ... never. I would be driving it for the rest of my life. It had 180,000 miles on it, and it was as good as the day I bought it from the dealer, so I sold it to a friend and bought an RX 8, which was just loads of rear wheel drive fun. I told…

Great stuff. I do enjoy Nissan's sense of humor in general (e.g. offering a wrapped GTR for Deadmau5 to use)

"They're not that hard to maintain with the right equipment"

Had that thought too! Oddly, I thought it was Narain Karthikeyan.

Caterham's doors closed in Leafield