I suffered a deep gash once, it was in Cancun in 2002 with a Tri-delt sister from Wisconsin. It was like an oven mitt for a Wookie down there.

That poor woman. Nothing worse than unexpectedly getting hit with a cycle and ending up with blood everywhere.

"The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, more or less 161 years after San Antonio saw the Battle of the Alamo. Even the Spurs' success with Duncan has not washed away the memory of that day from San Antonio residents' minds."

Only one thing about this conversation is clear: We are both awesome, clever national treasures in the art of talking about other people.

But see, it's not a mildly stupid thing he said. It's a TREMENDOUSLY stupid thing he said, and Drew is absolutely correct in his assessment that it shows how badly Simmons wants to seem like a superior thinker, and how horrifically out of his element he is in that regard.

I'm very happy when Simmons does things like this, because it shows beyond a shadow of a doubt how small-minded he really is.