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Unfortunately their second video Skeet Catching doesn't go as well.

Hopefully he can be a weekly guest on the BS Report.

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Famous Johnson - Gag Orders:

"Today on ESPN Radio 104.5 we have a great line-up:

He also has a podcast out about if Jodie Foster is over or underrated. Anyone else think he may be having an affair with a 63 year old woman?

Geronimo!

This was the race that Huey Lewis the Fourth realized that this is it, and he needed to pursue another career than horse racing. His first song draft was entitled I want a new Colt. It included the lines:

It's spelled Hancock and they sell insurance not tires.

Football can't start soon enough.

So weird I was just having a dream last nshine where Erin Andrews shines a cock.

Are you of the Westport elfrinks?

Well that's the pot calling the kettle black.

A big old case of a Mr. Butterfingers having a Whoop-si-Do. Sure I am sure the Jays fans wish he had Jimmer Jammed it to the infield, but he undoozled it. Oh Wellskis, I hope his feelings aren't too hurt.

This is by far the most determined bear I have ever seen. This is perhaps the best bear I have ever seen.

I have Fios, but if this keeps up I may have to switch to Time Warner.

I can't be the only one that Google image searched Gari Meacham and was pleasantly surprised, in a "you stayed to late on a Thursday from Happy Hour and all your friends and colleagues have gone home and you are lonely" kind of way.

You know know they will say right before he is pardoned:

Sanford, Florida seems like the kind of place that would embrace a sport that ends in shoot-outs.

It also would have ruined when Alex G called Mr. Watson. "Sorry Dr. Bell I am on Grindr I'll be there in a minute."