Imagine how great he dunks when he turns into a wolf...

Couldn't travel as well as Bob Papa or Ian Eagle?

That stinks, I was at a bachelor party in Las Vegas once and this pretty police officer knocked on our door. She said she was going to have to give us a citation for having too much fun. Luckily for us, my friends and I bribed her and gave her 300 dollars to leave quickly, as we were waiting for a stripper to show up…

Has there ever been a more appropriately named attorney than, Fee?

The Murder of Martin Luther King in Memphis.

Anyone else miss Robert Blake.

Sarah Jessica Parker is going to play the lead in the sequel: Mrs. Popper's Penguins.

In other Frozen Yogurt and Catcher news, Mike Piazza was seen leaving the set of Good Morning America this morning with dried frozen yogurt encrusted in his mustache.

Attorney from Hartford... have you ever had to go up against JACKO in court?

Have you ever been to North Attleboro, Massachusetts. I was stuck there once and my first thought was, "I would kill to be anywhere but here."

I suffered a deep gash once, it was in Cancun in 2002 with a Tri-delt sister from Wisconsin. It was like an oven mitt for a Wookie down there.

Isn't this just a ripoff of the 1979 article where Jim Murray said that Moses Malone was essentially the same as Dynomutt.

You have a cute babysitter, and by cute I mean she is 4 months away from being in a Casting Couch internet clip. You are forced into making small talk with her because your wife is running late getting ready. What is the appropriate conversation direction so you don't appear like Kevin Spacey in American Beauty.

Is that the best story he has from his days of loan officering?

Debating the merits of Klosterman's actual thoughts could be another discussion, but Klosterman never comes off with the holier than though, omnipotence that Simmons does. If anything Klosterman has an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer-esque attitude of, "I am just a farmboy from North Dakota who is now in the big city and…

The most obvious examples of this are when he has Gladwell, Klosterman, or Taibbi on his podcast. Those guys do circles around him. When that happens he either changes the subject or gets defensive.