11 year old Katie with dyed hair was the only one who really understood when Cobain died. 14 year old dyed hair Ivanka had no idea.

I think he is. Pam made some comment about how he won’t have to wait tables.

“Marilyn, giant guns aren’t cool.”

“We’re building a wall. A huge wall. A really great, great wall. Showtime is going to pay for it.”

That’s President FUCKING Moron to you...

Eh... kind of funny.

I must have missed it... too busy playing video games.

Screw you, Rian. I’m watching the shit out of this.

I’m a little more disturbed that someone saw that image in a Batman video game and thought “Hey, isn’t that murdered Russian ambassador Andrei Karlov?”

Melania’s eyes just burned a hole in my computer screen.

They should love The Thousand Year Door. It proved that not all koopas and goombas are bad. Some are very fine video game good guys.

My mom always said three rights make a left.

I’ll watch a B99 spinoff about the wacky prison adventures of Romero and Caleb.

Mine just scurries under the area rug in my living room as if it is normal behavior.

I am trying to protect you...

Jeopardy was pretty boring last night. Though I loved how much of an utter failure the “NFL Players Teams” was.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

“Gained mightily” is my new euphemism for getting drunk. 

I read that in Hank “King of the” Hill’s voice.

A heroic survivor of the Kinja-ing.