That photo of him and Obama after Sandy was nice and all. But that only went so far.

Can't help you there.

Taco Bell demolishes my bowels?

He is out there busting his buns. Every. Night.

R. Kelly's lawyer is a real mensch.

And although it is all illegal, everyone involved is going to walk away from form it. Which completely baffles me.

Nascent Fascist Cheerleaders is the name of my punk band.

We eat healthy at home 6 days a week. On Fridays we (me, wife, 6 year old) like to go out or get take out. It's not like we always get crappy food on those days, but we like going to pubs, getting burgers and fries and (not the 6 year old) beers. It isn't healthy, we know this. It isn't 3 times a week. The kid…

Forget about Chewie. We need to over-analyze what is going on on that monitor and interpolate the entire plot from it.

He already owns a comb. Mecco established that and it is canon.

Puns? Arya kidding me?

Original? Surely you are not familiar with Scrooge McDuck.

I might have seen this if it were filmed in Feel-Around. Barco Escape just won't cut it though.

Yeah, I was pretty entertained by Jupiter Ascending in IMAX 3D, but I struggle with it at home.

I'm still waiting to hear about what happened to the naked blonde who walked into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other.

Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps REAL HARD.

I read the headline and thought "Wait, isn't Zachary Quinto already out?"

"Damn right."
-Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Hey now, me and Dr. Mrs. fcz1 are scientists and we are HOT!

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