I once caught a grad student in a lab I worked at filling up her water bottle from the ultra-pure system. I had to give her a nice lecture on why that was really not a good idea.

LUKE!

Star Wars: Nuh-uh. There are Still 1.5 Million Jedi

My wife primarily drives the Fit, but it is a great car. Until recently we also had an '05 Element, which was the most useful multi-purpose car I ever had. I'm sad they aren't made anymore.

Here are some words that rhyme with slender….

Trump = Jason Biggs
America = the pie from American Pie

If they wait too long, the entire AV Club will be shut down. They're putting Neswires out while they can.

Upvoted as a Jersey native that was on crutches after an Action Park outing.

I'm a little concerned about the number of under aged acts performing for his balls.

Instead of hugs, I'm turning to religion….

I just thought, "well, we can expect this weather for at least 40 more days."

I think Josh Gad as a dog eats Kevin Spacey as a cat.

People with dogs and no children. You know, the ones who send their parents cards form their "grandpuppy".

"I'm still available to become the next big thing!"
-Sam Worthington

If only there was a website that would Run The Series. Then we could go to that message board to discuss this.

I don't go to a mosque because my government-issued gay turned me into an atheist. We just smoke pot all day while living large off of government support provided by hard-working tax-payers.

"They were just jealous he could play saxophone get laid."

The worst part of my week is those few seconds of Family Feud my DVR picks up before Arrow/Flash/Supergirl.

Maybe if you carefully sculpt your facial hair and have big hoop earrings, bro.

Now we have to Suffer through another one.