I'm Idaho!

Does he know Laura?

Multi-player gaming peaked with Warlords.

I thought Jupiter Ascending in 3D IMAX was great fun. Repeated viewings at home on HBO, not so much.

So, like, every time he eats at one of his restaurants?

Get Equipped
With
Sarcasm!

I have a graphite mark in my forearm where a friend (yes, a friend) did that to me in 7th or 8th grade (~30 years ago). We're still friends, somehow. I need to remind him of that.

Godless commies, that's who.

He's like the Morrissey of filmmakers.

Wordsmith extraordinaire? Rowling doesn't even know how to spell "honored"!

I like a Mushroom Kingdom Ice Tea.

I'm sure the kitchen staff was 100% staffed by good-old registered Americans.

Damn it, now I have an image of Fieri posing with Trump for a selfie with smug douchebag expressions on their faces.

…with a Cheeto powder glaze.
And chicken fingers. Really small chicken fingers.

On the other hand, it is advertising for his show. See, usually you need to pay to get your product advertised. But here he is getting paid to have his product advertised.

No need for spoiler tags. I think we will all forget this movie exists by tomorrow morning.

But Rick Perry wears glasses. He's, like, smart.

But then I might have a son instead of a daughter!

Great Job, ARPANET!

My 5 year old loves Nightmare Before Christmas.