The Penguins losing a hockey game: Schadenfreude
The Lexus that cut me off getting pulled over: Schadenfreude
Kanye West losing out on a Grammy: Schadenfreude

My thoughts too. While correlation does not necessarily imply causation, I like to think the guy saw that episode and went on a rampage.

And, most importantly, his name in huge neon letters on the roof.

"What about me, AV Club?"
-Anthony Michael Hall

Well, according to Biebs, Instagram is Hell.

Next thing you know know he'll be smashing watermelons on stage with a sledgehammer.

I would love to hear your speed metal Morissey covers.

There's still a month left… don't even joke.

Don't be so obtuse.

She is, however, all for taking young children away from their parents because they are just the right size to sit in a small compartment to keep a train's perpetual motion going.

"Uh, yeah. I wrote it like that on purpose."
-George Lucas after someone pointed that out to him

There should be a template at this point:

A 5:1 upvote to post ratio. I'm currently at 4.46. Please help.

I want to see the prequel… a dark and gritty Thomas the Tank reboot where the sentient engines rebel against their human slavers, murdering every last one of them before leaving the Island of Sodor and taking over the world.

For some reason I like to believe Peter Jackson is a polygamist. Fran is his official wife, but he is also secretly married to Philipa.

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He was in that Time Machine remake. That's what happened to him.

Like all videos that try to replicate classic video game imagery, though, this one cheats a fair amount with visual tricks that would be virtually impossible on an actual retro game console

What's next? 8-bit Disqus threads based on Mega Man?

Along the same lines I always think of Kramer's cockney "Not bloody likely!".