I kind of want him to win just so I can witness an impeachment. But then Pence would be president, soooo….

"Fuck you, Charlie Sheen."
-Cleveland

I'm surprised Mrs. Liebowitz… I mean Mrs. Stewart let him leave the house without a belt.

Khaleesi Induction Feast

Is there a recipe for Milk of the Poppy? Because that sounds awesome right about now.

My problem is the opposite of this… I tend to fall asleep watching things I like or am interested in. Things I don't care for just annoy me and keep me awake. Last night I was out on my couch by 8:45 watching Guardians of the Galaxy.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Under a Blood Red Vagina… 'cause ladies get the menstruation.

It's a Beautiful Day for gender equality.

Isn't that why the Beatles stopped touring?

If it is anything like Ride's "Carnival of Light", don't bother.

Between this and the Bill Murray/Tom Hanks and shiny/painted legs thing, I'm getting very confused.

Hey Internet, I demand a picture of a painted legged Bill Murray in a blue and black dress.

The Wacky Misadventures of Wolverine and Faramir

Indiana Jones Drives 40 mph in the Left Lane with His Turn Signal On

Don't you mean "John Candy’s kids talk candy-ly about their dad"?

I don't have a serious drinking problem. So I will enjoy my IPA, thanks.

My go-to IPA is Founders All Day IPA. Easy to drink, not super hoppy. A good gateway.

I'm in Jersey and can get Southern Tier. Everything I've had from them is pretty solid (except the 2015 Pumpking… that was a mess).

While yummy, I wouldn't call it a gateway IPA.