No problem, this idea is for sale :D

I played this game back in the day! Both car and motorcycle versions!

Unless... a hyper dense ocean-floor-wave collides with a freak earthquake-induced-tsunami-wave, as a result those two long waves amplify themselves, the whole setup goes into resonance, amplitude rises towards infinity and the good old Earth gets torn to pieces....

It’s the terrorists we’re talking about. I think it’s naked goats.

Somewhere there is a guy who pranked NSA into believing there are terrorist messages hidden in porn.

One of them. Heisenberg’s uncertainty kicks in at these speeds yo.

Why there is Chrome OS while there is Android???

I thought it's a Top Gear-esque off road toilet for two.

Cutting the ice one skates on imho falls into the same category with cutting the branch one sits on.

Apple fanboys...

The fattest cheerleader I've ever seen.... And I felt bad about my belly...

Then they duel with claymore swords or sabers? Bond loses hand but manages to slay the other chap?

Nah, cops in Russia, unlike American cops, ain't scared of toy guns.

Go for it! It's fun!

Perfect. Accent won't be a problem :)

Good news! Dacia made a sports car! They flatten a bit the Duster.

Don't be appalled. Relax. Instead go to Vienna, pretend to be American and ask for kangaroos.

Nah, we're fine. History shows they stand a chance only if gang up with Germany (and/or some other empires).

That's the logic of those motherlovers: If you prepare to protect yourself we will prepare to attack you.

Too much slomo. Too much existential/metaphisical/psyhological/etc pain/BS.