I appreciate your knowledge and understanding of the matter at hand.

AirAsia is a Malaysian airline, isn't it?

Third one? C'mon Malaysia!

Samurai version of a samurai story inspired story? ... Just when I thought and hoped post modernism is finally dead...

Tire mounted backwards?

Put it on slicks!

Yeah, right. On one hand it's impossible to track the plane in flight, but on the other it's possible to fly it remotely and even hijack it. Sure.

Wait, what metaphor? Ain't it about gay marriage?

Stuffed your beaver, huh?

Having epoxy on the soles of his feet saves him the the need for shoes, doesn't it?

"Whales truly are nature's assholes."

A piece of fishing line.

And yes, it's a good thing.

Pope didn't say that. Mark Twain did.

The reality is that software, music, movies, wallpapers, photos, news all kinds of content are free. If you want to charge for something (I guess) you need to offer some kind of service. Otherwise you're in for a lot of frustration.

His awesome :)

4 out of 9 just guessing randomly.

Fuck no!

It reminds me of an old joke climaxing in: "...honey... who's Bob?"

We see this post every year.