This is one hell of a pretty car! I like it. I will buy this. Just (please) don't make it too premium. Make it affordable. Otherwise I'll need to wait and buy it used.

I understand it wasn't the best joke possible. But being de facto arrested/detained for a joke is something I'd rather associate with North Korea, not US.

Correlation vs. causation.

You're asking metaphysically, aren't you? Let us define "there is" first.

Master of pastiche!

What do you mean where? Lead character.

Jake from 'Two and a Half Men'?!? Oh my, my, kids grow up so fast...

Harpoon toothbrush?

Trolling trolls got trolled, what's better then that?

Germans. VW. The story started (pretty much) with Adolf Hitler designing cars. I'd say dead Bambi is a huge improvement!

How's that better then Android 4.4?

Syrena master race FTW! :P

Kilobucks per Volt. I like how you write.

Almost everyone here had one. Everyone that had one has a ton of stories how unreliable the car was, how everyone used a brush handle to start it up, etc. Also how many family members could be packed inside and transported. Also, rear engined, air cooled. Those cars are actually missed here too.

When I was little those trucks used to dump coal at my grandma's. I remember loving and mimicking the sounds of gasoline V8s.

No black cock jokes yet? Too early??

Hmm... let me guess, in Yugo-slavia?

I bet there is a word for it. And I bet it ends with ...phobia or ...ism. And unfortunately I think I have it too. Also 35.

I have never had a case for my phone. Never have cracked the screen. Of course I have dropped any of them several times each. I guess it's a choice, one can be more careful and enjoy it bareback.

Well, some of us enjoy things that are not right.