This thing is just U G L Y!

India, Pakistan, potato, potato... That crowbar thing killed me! I'm gonna use it.

I think you have a valid point here. De facto means something else though.

Seems they also like boys.

That was lazy!

Sir, that would be a picture from Jalopnik... No, seriously!

I always knew I have a thing for pens and line and color and... well now I know it's officially a thing.

If it feels like it, it is!

Now I start to understand why Asian girls are so attractive...

You dear sir can get a room with any/all puking drunk/s you wish. Please try not to involve uninterested parties though.

Yep, positive.

oh Yangshuo... There is this little stone bridge there called Double Moon Bridge (双月桥). Whenever I sit by this bridge and get drunk I meet a new girlfriend.

Well actually why to restrict it to sportsmen only? When at it do the whole Germany!

poor Steve...

How come a hole that deep and huge isn't flooded with water?? That should drain the water from all around the place... I guess it might have something to do with the frozen ground. On the other hand how deeply can the ground be frozen? A couple of meters, right?

One could also worry as well about number of zombies during heat gun Armageddon.

Sure, it might be Dexter...

Well, c a r s do sometimes get hit by different objects that happen to be on the road...

... and there is a huge difference between legally carrying a 9mm and legally using a 9mm. Same goes for any other tool or object of course :)

This dude is unwatchable.