As always, Jezebel screws up NH stories. The bartenders guides were NOT purchased to be sold to customers. They were bought as reference guides for employees. In NH, the liquor stores are state run. That means that these are state employees who didn’t seem to think that they should be required by the state to discuss…

You just made my morning. :)

He’s dead on. It’s amazing (not really) how difficult it is for the media to report simple bs like a meme accurately. It’s perfectly reasonable to compare extremist Muslims to Nazis. Is it a dumb meme? Of course. Is Schilling dumb for tweeting that crap and not expecting outrage? Yes. Is what he said racist? Fuck no.…

+1 or -1 star.

OK cool. I’ve got 100 family members who I see regularly and love (Xmas is 70 people, minimum, on my dad’s side). We have 50 friends we see regularly and love, and they all have spouses and kids. My fiance’s parents owe their basic survival in the U.S. to their network of friends who insured they didn’t starve.

Here’s looking at you, Malala.

I totally get the Fight Club comparisons, they are valid. But I honestly think this is better because it focuses on the character, Elliott has much more depth to his character than Ed Norton’s ever did (I mean we don’t even know his name). Fight Club is ultimately concerned with the big anti-corporate, social…

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Better question, what can we get for Chicago? I feel like the Europeans would overvalue it, and we could get something kick-ass in exchange.

As far as these things go I would take this over the mess that is going on with Kane or what went on with Winston.

I am so goddamn sick and tired of this “waah, everybody gets trophies nowadays” shit.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

Huh. I read that paragraph as within the context of the “NFL’s courtroom.”

I went to bed around 8:30 a.m.

Wait. Now, not that I’m not excited and going to be one of many people enacting the “Shut up and take my money” meme on day one at the movie theater, but given the presence of Colossus, I’m assuming we’re still in Fox’s Marvel continuity rather than Marvel’s Marvel continuity, and Hydra is owned by Marvel’s Marvel…

He was provoked when, after asking where one could get a cheesesteak with Swiss, hitchBOT casually mentioned that Donovan McNabb got a raw deal from the fans.

Am I the only person who thinks it’s ethically questionable to be posting some rando bro’s face without (as far as I can tell from the narrative presented here) his consent just for being a creepy, bro-tastic bro wearing a gross t-shirt? Like, on your twitter account, whatever; but posting it to Jezebel...?