What has five hands and is that conflicted?

At least he didn’t scream, “fuck her right in the pussy!”

This is my favorite thing in sports.

I just can’t believe this much attention has been focused on football air pressure, with all the problems facing this sport. To arbitrarily levy this kind of punishment, sullying the name of the greatest QB in the history of the game using flimsy evidence and a kangaroo court, is pretty mind-boggling.

Last I checked, all sperm are busted at least once.

If you are the groom-to-be the answer “As many as you want dear.”

This really is ridiculous. Fine ‘em, dock ‘em a 3rd rounder and move on. Comparing this with Armstrong, Bonds and Arod is a hyperbolic as you can get.

My sister and I send each other this when we’ve Sealed The Deal with someone:

I find this attitude disturbing, although common—the attitude that once a person has been convicted of a crime, then whatever happens to them is fair game, because they are criminals (and thus, less than or at least of lesser worth than everyone else).

Such moments shall henceforth be dubbed “A Malcolm Butler”

As a teenager, I rubbed Dove soap on myself every morning and night, and also right before lunch and then mid-afternoon, and also right before cross-country practice, but then right after cross-country practice, and I would take a break from homework to rub Dove soap on myself, and sometimes even I had to leave in the…

Good. Sanderson is a better writer than GRRM and a much better writer than Jordan.

I’m sorry, but this article totally misses the point. It is one thing to do wrong, but it is hypocritical of us as a society to completely disregard someone’s genuine attempts at redemption. I also take issue with the fact that every time there is an article on Deadspin about Ray Rice there is also always a sentence…

I think it's unfair to drag family and friends into a situation that is un-clarified. It's fine to say "I'm non-monogamous and all my partners know about each other." It's quite another to bring them into social situations where your nearest may not know what they can or can't talk about. Or how to treat this…

They ALL sound like assholes

I read two pages of his bullshit (that's enough) and now I'm of the opinion that while his family may be dysfunctional, his need to put everything in public, not just his and his wife's decision to be non-monogamous, is part of the problem.

Ugh. Seriously. Nobody wants to know anyway. Least of all, your parents. Why can't people just shut the fuck about stuff? All this over-sharing nonsense is getting old.

So we’re just going to ignore the danger this gay student poses by her mere presence before these easily influenced young children?

I dunno, looking at their "upper bound" to be "middle class" in my state...my wife and I (dual-income no kids) are apparently upper class.