YOU WON THE INTERNETZ

No logo, $500 less

“’Tis but a scratch”,”had worse!”

I would be interested also if this thing was flying in my backyard.

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No ? then why is the Miata always the right answer ?

What did you just said ?

Dawg, I heard you like Ferraris...

Comrade, this is radiation insulation, for your protection, and an trim option at the dealership.

Same as a Lada box.

“Dear Comrade, please bear in mind that the first speed is not the first, but actually the third, and from third you must go one speed down and then to top speed. Never engage fourth after reverse.”

I see several issues here

Probably a better off-road choice

Yes Comrades! I can win Dakar and I can take missiles EVERYWHERE!

What is that ?

Now! with this teleprompter thingly...I will be able to recall what I wanted to say...no more forgotten federal agencies!

Air America!

Aren’t you familiar with the “Stand your own airspace” law ?

Would the depleted uranium shells used by this cannon on wings be eligible for export ?