You know Gaga's having a fat month when she starts wearing those big, distracting outfits. But she can't hide her chubby cheeks and face. Girl's been hittin' the pasta again.

This USED to be true. Everywhere. Those days are looooong gone. Kids are dropping out of college to begin making money immediately. The ones that stay end up losing momentum and can't find a job after graduation. The percentage of millionaires and billionaires in the world who owe their success to an education as…

Adorable. Reminds me of the kid in Curb Your Enthusiasm. "I like the FAAA SHIOOOOONS!"

Boy if there's an annoying, cringe-worthy, knock-in-the-face-attracting question ANDY will always ask it. He's one of those annoying friends that, when you're in need of a friend, will sit there saying stupid Obvious shit like: "Sooooo....what are you gonna do, now? I mean, this is REEEEAAAALLY BAD!" instead of…

Will.i.am NOT gettin' in, goddamn!