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I do.

“Dashboard camera footage shows Hegele weaving in and out of lanes as his speed increases every mile along Southern Boulevard, reaching 104 mph.”

You sass that hoopy frood?

I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

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My rule for effective meetings is hold them on Friday afternoon at 4:30 in a room with no chairs. That works too. Can I be the richest person in the world for a little while now?

No one is under any moral or legal obligation to think like me, but I find it weird that Angelina Jolie does not seem to have any female friends. Those kids are going to grow up, Brad will leave again and she’ll be stuck with maybe her brother? I picture her wandering some French castle in a hooded cloak, talking to…

Meanwhile, in Russia....

Yeah, I’m going to have to agree there. He’s going to look at these auto industry people and say, “Trust me! This will be great for you!”

“I see a yellow car and I want to paint it black...”

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

I feel like I could Tetris 3, maybe even 4 babies in there.

You spelled...well...every single word wrong.

Reenactment of the Mooch typing out that text to his wife.

So 30 people are paying for a car they know almost nothing about?

If I had “fuck you” money, I’d get one of these, and higher a driver to take me around the country just to see everything. National Parks, cities I’ve never been to, visit family and friends. Just enjoy being driven in the car and hang out. I’m sure there’s more luxurious ways to go about that plan, but whatever.

“I am not a racist, you idiot mongoloid,” the man responds to Ramírez in English and Spanish. “I am Argentinian, you mental retard.”

Novel? You mean autobiography right?