While we’re still unsure of the facts

He’ll serve an extra 5 years for breaking all those batons.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

That Škoda cake is one of my favorite things.

And the crowd goes mild.

I hear the hardest part of pigmanship is teaching them cursive

His name is Babou, but it should be buyer’s remorse

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

This is a child’s mentality.

Do you look both ways before you travel through a green light? My guess is “no”.

When more people ride the bus, it smells more.

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

I read the title as “Car Horns Are Too Ugly” for some reason and expected the first picture to be more like this.

Kendrick was found dead more than four years ago in the gymnasium of Lowndes High School, rolled up in a wrestling mat. A state autopsy ruled that his death was accidental, caused by “positional asphyxia.”

ghosts

Why do we have the idea that every person with a lawn spends loads of money on chemicles? First, my general experience is that except for the fanatics, most people’s grass lawns tends to be about 50% grass, 20% clover, 30% miscellaneous green stuff. Most of those people do no lawn maintenance other than cutting it.…

I really like these articles! I have very vivid, complicated/intricate dreams that I pretty much remember (because I focus on it when I first wake up).

YOU SHUT UP JASON TORCHINSKY.

Just when I think that you could not be more opulent, you come out and impress me more. A luxurious sleeper car just for you, and no peasants to get their poor dust on y0ur LV bags (that’s Louis Vuitton for all of you middle class plebeians).