Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

This. It was basically a “budget” SW movie. It was supposed to be $150m and they doubled that because they reshot 3/4 of it. But the production was still a $150m movie and it showed painfully. Ultimately they played the May date to the SW fans because Marry Poppins is on the December slot this year. Given its…

I read a wrinkle in time as a child and I’ve totally forgotten it. What they did to Ender’s Game though was unforgivable.

I was wondering why they got actors that look so similar.

This commercial was so cold they replaced all of Mr. Freeze’s scenes in Batman and Robin with it.

Ron Howard Voice over - “They didn’t.”

Whatever.  As a Bear’s fan I’m glad the Bears traded up to get Trubisky rather than stay put and get Mahomes.  Throwing TD’s is just one aspect of being a NFL QB.

Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight?

I’m good with both of these things happening.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Makes me sad that he’s become a punching bag. Dude played his ass off for a bunch of Bulls teams that had no shot without Rose, did a ton of awesome stuff in the community, and seemed like a genuinely nice human being.  Thibs really did grind all those dudes to dust though.  

“And the next time someone tells me I have to watch Modern Family, I am going to buy that gun I’ve had my eye on.”
— Karen Kilgariff, “I Want to Win”

The Lions: Reminding Bears fans that it could always be worse since before your dad was born

All that is fine and good.  Then just cut him or trade him to another team.  He fulfilled his original contract

I will never not star this.  

That’s great and all, but how many days are in a week?

Javy Baez knows where Carmen Sandiego is at all times.

He also wrote the op-ed.

No... Jar Jar Martin. “Meesa have pages, okey-dey!”

This is terrible kinja