Yes, I use a top sheet- because I am not a monster.

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

This guy gets it

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Here’s what I do to solve the problem of posts I don’t like:

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

It’s unnerving how calm both Edelman and Poole are when discussing such an important play in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. I can’t tell if it’s evidence that the players see themselves as just doing their job or it’s proof they’re worlds better than the average person.

All I have to do is click a button and I can still ignore his videos and just unsubscribe if he doesn’t keep his promise?

My only regret is that I have but one YouTube account to give for my country.

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.