My hat’s off to the arresting officer. Watch the video of the arrest. The suspect was holding a cell phone like a gun, seeming to be attempting suicide by police, and the officer kept a level head and was able to arrest him without any violence.

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One of the things I’ve loved about Deadpool, since the first comic I picked up, was that nothing was sacred. Everything could and would be joked about.

I am 25 and use it with close friends because it allows me to send higher quality video than I can send through an SMS. Same thing with pictures too, though the quality is worse than if I just took them with my camera app and uploaded online. But convenience wise, Snapchat is great for people who send picture/video…

It left me questioning whether the author ever played a Pokémon game where they, you know, evolve. It just seems so obvious that that headline would cause confusion in a Pokémon game with a Pokémon that does evolve.

Seriously. What, Croagunk can evolve into Toxicroak? Oh, no. It’s just the author trying to be clever.

That was an incredibly confusing title until I started reading the actual article

Wiseau serious?

Javanka Was Always Going to Be Kicked Out Of The White House.

All the best minds are.

Someone needs to take this poor, deluded idiot in hand and explain that this is a catastrophically terrible idea. She has already done her bit for King and Country with the WikiLeaks thing and needs to retire quietly to the sidelines. Surely she must realize that her public image is permanently compromised re:…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I’m printing it...so that others can drink in your ridiculous stupidity.

Why do Hot Dogs come in 10 packs while Buns come in 8?

Jesus go cry in your shitty Buick or whatever.

I come here for the snark but sometimes it is uncalled for and over the top. Seth Meyers has consistently been one of the bright spots of late night, and he often gives space to people other than white men to shine. We could do a lot worse than him as an award show host. Amber Ruffin on “Amber Says What” is a goddamn…

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.