How To Steal A Car

I fucking hate you guys.

Getting banned from entering a city before you even get there is basically the most Top Gear thing that ever could have happened. This is shaping up to be epic.

Got a light or can I just use your Ferrari?

Came here to say this exact same thing! I used to have a tool kit that I used only on boats/in water. It was worth the extra money upfront to buy Craftsman because not only did they work great, but once a year I'd just go in and exchange for all new ones after they rusted out.

Don't think I don't see you M Rossi! You overly aggressive fuck! Always winning races by ramming everyone else out of the way! I'm glad you're gone! Now shoo!

Wait, there isn't that body style of C3 Corvette in the game either.

Wait, there's a Ford GT40 MKI in that trailer. There isn't a Ford GT40 MKI in the game.

"Smoke him"

Doug,

It's only useless information if you're not trying to beat a black Miata.

So white is the lightest color? That has got to be least useful thing I know.

Sounds a bit better than vehicular suicide.

Did I do this right?

Waiting for the, "HURRDURR BECAUSE LIVE AXLE HURRRRRDUUURR," comments.

Same old, same old.

Fire sale, anyone?

Probably since it looks like someone in the middle of a botched nose job.

Man I hear you, the entire "Ecoboost" marketing drive is just stupid. Its not about eco and whats boost? you just needed something to put after "eco". Just brand it TorqueBalls™ and call it a day.