“I know, right? I didn’t know you could get tied up in the NFL!”

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

George Stephanopoulos should be shot out of the same cannon as Megyn Kelly and Gayle King.

The ABC interview gave equal amounts of internal and external screaming.

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

But since they haven’t done that and they still worship his child rape enabling ass like a god, fuck PSU

Yeah, that poor, victimized football program. They’ve really overcome the tragedy of people almost caring about little boys getting fucked in their showers more than winning games.

Pro tip: don’t cover up for a monstrous child rapist, and certainly don’t build statues honoring his chief enabler.

Pretty much, yeah. At least until their legion of disgusting fans own up to their shameful legacy.

Until they admit Patetno’s role in it, renounce him and his action, say that he was a fucking awful human being, stop treating him like he was a god then, no, I don’t have the charity to move past it and let them forget what happened.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

It’s been like three years since any defenseless children were raped by anyone at Penn State, so, we’re cool, right? Fuck Penn State.

A friend at the game heard some dipshit yell “This one’s for Jerry!” on the way out.

All those kids who were raped for over 30 years just got unraped thanks to that Penn State win! Go Lions~!

I was rooting for Penn State also, but I kind of want them to hammer Paterno’s story a bit more, without framing it merely as “adversity” for the program or whatever. Try to embrace complexity and discuss how this program perpetrated the worst, darkest scandal in college sports history, and this team also had a cool…

On behalf of the Badgers, I would like to apologize to everyone for not finishing the skullfucking that was going on through the first 25 minutes of the game. Surely, we have all lost tonight.

Fuck Gus Johnson, fuck Penn State, fuck Joe Paterno, and fuck Donald Trump (just because).

Fuck Penn State

Hillary got paid to speak at Goldman Sachs. Donald has hundreds of millions of dollars in debt with Goldman Sachs. See? Completely different!

Way to drain that swamp, Turmp voters! You sure showed us big dumb libruls.