Yes, and as someone married to a human covered in tattoos, it is a fun endeavor and you always want more. But there is only so much canvas and eventually you run out. I feel sad for Bieber that he is so young and already out of space for when he eventually gets taste.

Women do so many small things for men that they miss immediately and so naturally they need to find another woman mother to ease their way through life.

I don’t get how anyone does it, except when they had #2 lined up already. Because how easy is it to find a compatible person? I don’t want to date 99.99999999 percent of humanity but I’m supposed to just find one based on their tinder photo

He’s calling Taylor’s boyfriend a robot she designed or built for herself to support her romantic music empire/image.

Giuggioli and Brancaccia

Some people literally forgets how to be alone.

What is the psychology behind men finding someone new five minutes after their relationship ended? Even if they were dumped, even if they weren’t cheating. I know a of a relationship that ended because the dude moved, and he found someone new before he had even unpacked!

I love me some tatted up human bodies, but Bieber’s looks...difficult to describe...dingy? Yes, dingy, like kitchen sink water, but on a body.

That’s an odd thing to be “fairly sure” about, unless you have some knowledge of how Daily Show tweets are composed as opposed to pure supposition.

Not a movie star but a guy from my grad program liked thin, leggy brunettes. For a while he slept with just about anything, but when it came to people he actually tried to date, they all looked very similar.

My theory is that Victoria’s Secret went bankrupt ages ago, but Leo keeps them afloat as a front for his matchmaking services (provided only to him).

Haha. My trainer is always like “you can’t out exercise a bad diet” and I’m like WHY NOT.

I do have a type, but I’m not able to actually get my type to date me, so yes, all my exes look different.

I also work out all the time. I also love alcohol and sugar.

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Nah, fuck and marry Michael B. Jordan (not necessarily in that order). And then, yeah, the rest is irrelevant.

Oh God, I'm a horrible, horrible person because although I too am much older than all of them, I have no issues thinking fuck/marry/kill. No issues AT ALL.

Fuck: Zac Efron, Marry: Michael B. Jordan, Kill: Miles Teller—I've already killed him multiple times in my mind during the preview for this movie.

Marry Michael B. Jordan.

The taste of chocolate in that area would be so confusing. She has to taste like a buttered hot dog, don't you think?