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I chose this Smash Bros. character as my user icon.

Felix, I don't want to get ahead of myself, but this is a pretty sick twisted review pal

fuck off

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

At around 5 a.m. during the first night my boyfriend spent at my apartment, we were shocked out of our sleep by a

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

They’ll rewrite the character as Asian, then cast Emma Stone?

I would like to know more.

That’s sort of the idea. It’s being dumb to make a point. It's a spoof of the pro-military fascism that pervaded many action movies of the time.

One time I was at a strip club in Houston and the waitress told me somebody “knocked over” my motorcycle. I ran outside just in time to see the security guard empty his pistol into the rear window of a Miata that was attempting to run him over in reverse. The Miata guy drove across the street to a gas station, got out