Tell me then, who’s had a tougher schedule? 6 of their 12 wins have come against teams that are .500 or better.

Um, no. There’s a reason why:

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Trainer: What’s your name?

That’s a cougar.

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

Game winning three goal through the football crevice. Nothing like it.

Nothing like a five-point corner kick to ring in the college football season!

I love to read Ted Cruz’s tweets in his exaggerated preacher voice.

You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.

Not really since he can decide to not stand for the national anthem if he god damned wants to. End of story.

That didn’t work out so well for Dak last time...

I’ve always been a big Romo fan so this is kinda sad for me. I remember when all the haters thought he was a choke artist after he miffed that punt hold and whatever. Good call idiots. He’s the top fantasy quarterback.

There’s like a million frat bros ready to give you the sickest high five right now.

Aren’t Ocelots also native to the Nevada desert? Las Vegas Ocelots would get a lot of cachet from Archer fans.

I have a transcript of what went down before the fight”

Still shot of the incident as it occurred: