a customer could not enter a McDonald’s and order just a slice of cheese

Yeah, but no robo-calls, so it evens out. 

No, it’s Punisher, because all stupid white men see themselves as hero vigilantes.

Okay, that’s right up there with Paul Ryan and Rage Against The Machine. (The Machine is not the taxpayer, Paul!)

Dont give Elon any ideas. 

Yeah, a quick search will reveal lots of unbuckled kids hitting the ceiling of buses when they hit a bump. Also a kid getting dragged 100 feet because her backpack got caught in the door, and kids yelling at their drunk school bus driver, and kids getting hit by school buses.

Buses should certainly never be driven by pigeons.

“School buses are subject to rigorous Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards that take into account their unique purpose of transporting children, a vulnerable population”

DEALS! FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

DEALS! FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

I get the joke, but I’ve been the one breaking up fistfights since 1980.

It’s not really accurate, it's in violation of US passed sanctions, not US Law, international law.

Technically I think that would actually be legal as it doesn’t block the view out the rear at all lol

This kind of annoys me: